Post by aiza_22 on Nov 19, 2005 3:12:41 GMT -5
One Sunday morning during service, a 2, 000 member conregation was surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to toe, covered
in black,and each carrying machine guns. One of the men proclaimed,
"Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ, remain where you are."
Immediately, the choir fled, the deacons fled, and most of the
congregation fled. Out of 2,000 people, there only remained 20. The man
who had spoken took off his hood, looked at the preacher and said,
"Okay Pastor, I got rid of all the hypocrites. Now you may begin your
service. Have a nice day!"
And the two men turned around and walked out.
Funny how simple it is for people to trash God
and then wonder why the world's going to hell.
Funny how we believe what the newspaper say,
but question what the Bible says.
Funny how everybody wants to go to heaven,
provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do what the
Bible says.
IS IT FUNNY OR IS IT SCARY?Funny how someone can say "I believe in God",
But still follows Satan, who by the way believes in God.
Funny how you can send a thousand jokes through e-mail and spread
like wildfire,but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord,
people think twice about sharing.
Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar, and obscene pass freely through
cyberspace,but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the
school and workplace.
Funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday,
but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week.
Funny how when you go to forward this message,
you will not send it to many on your address list because you are
not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending
it to
them.
Funny how I can be more worried about what other may think about
me,than what God thinks of me.
